Top 10 things heard around the simulation lab

10. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
F. Who is General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
E. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.
C. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
B. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
A. The Defn. of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
9. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N) ?
8. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
7. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
6. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
4. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
3. Access denied-nah nah na nah nah na!
2. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
1. The name is Baud......, James Baud.

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