10.	An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
F.	Who is General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
E.	Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.
D.	C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
C.	Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
B.	2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
A.	The Defn. of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
9.	CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N) ?
8.	Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
7.	Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
6.	Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
5.	Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
4.	Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
3.	Access denied-nah nah na nah nah na!
2.	Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
1.	The name is Baud......, James Baud.